Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Muscled Jobbers




Muscleman Ahtu gets demolished by Low-Ki


People always get a look at me and are either outright shocked or highly skeptical/critical of my status (and fetish) of being a jobber. Not only a jobber but even more eager than usual to get destroyed on the mats by a heel much smaller than me. Maybe it's the idea of going against the assumed roles in a wrestling match or just the erotic aspect fused with my fetish for wrestling that results in my almost exclusively submissive/bottom role in the ring. Or something else altogether, who knows.

I just want to take a minute to showcase other guys who have put in time at the gym to build muscular bodies and despite all those muscles end up down for the count when it's another wrestler they're up against. Believe it or not, I'm not the only musclebitch out there ;-)



















Stuck in his own finisher


Chris Masters: Granted he wasn't a jobber in his beginning days of WWE, and went from face to heel to some blended area but as the WWE slowly showed him the way out, he was subjected to humiliating defeats like these...












Muscleboy Beaten and wedgied
Braden Charron:  Save 2 (I believe) victories, Braden has been a 100% muscle jobber boy in his time with BG East.  Humiliated by opponents of all sizes ranging from cocky Johnny Firestorm to fellow bodybuilder Joe Robbins, Braden just can't catch a break.


Braden Breaking Bodybuilder Bearhug
Roll Over Jobber

























Rob's more flamboyant gear
Rob Conway: Also, not a jobber through his career, but the WWE certainly humiliated him plenty before releasing him of his contract: Which culminated in a 5 second defeat at the hands of Jeff Hardy, Rob begging for another chance after talking a big game about quitting if he didn't win his next match (after a loooong string of losses).  McMahon promptly came down to the ring and fired him since he didn't have the balls to go through with his own vow.












In case you forget his name lol

















Kid Brock: Another member of the BG East roster who has unfortunately hung up his trunks (and took no naked pictures, inconsiderate).  He was built like a truck and looked to have the muscle and strength to beat down any opponent but had a 0 win column as of his last match with BG East.  His fatal flaw was big muscles, but no stamina-power moves tired him out quick and got him crushed notably by much smaller Eric Moreira and flattened by Blaze.

those jobberwhite trunks yanked high

muscleman can't break the pretty boy's sleeper
























Just a few examples of big muscle guys in the business who didn't seem able to get a win on the mats, despite muscle mass and tough look-the weights don't fight back, and that's what seems to get us every time.

Cheers fellow muscle jobbers ;-)

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